Bride
"It's called a wedding PARTY for a reason!" - The One Who Said Yes
Groom
"Little did they know that I conspiring to bring everyone together this entire time." - The Rooftop Proposer
Matron of Honor
"Planning to dance so hard we wake up from the simulation." - The Party Engineer
Best Man
"Love one another and you will be happy; it is as simple and as difficult as that." -Dutch's Dad
Maid of Honor
"Sabine and I's friendship started at 14 through a love of anime, emo music, and bad jokes. At almost 30, our friendship survives through a love of anime, emo music and even more bad jokes." - The Weeb
Groomsman
"As a great man once said -- I'm too drunk to taste this chicken, but never too drunk to love Galen and Sabine" - The Fourth Hemsworth Brother
Bridesmaid
"I am here to eat and make sure Sabine gets married." -The Foodie
Groomsman
"In 1st grade Galen told on me to the principal that I spit at him, when really I was actually imitating Donald Ducks voice." - The Jokester
Bridesmaid
"I'm so excited see one of my favorite cousins in the world get married and begin a happy new chapter with the man she loves." -The Nice One
Groomsman
"If you like the cake, you can thank me for it on the dance floor" - The Brother of the Bride
Bridesmaid
"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants." - The Pre-Wedding Guru
Groomsman
"Galen has one of my very best friends for as long as I can remember. I didn't know we weren't actually cousins until I was 12." -The Cuzzo
Bridesmaid
"I met Galen in the womb at a BOGO hospital nursery sale." -The Better Twin
Groomsman
"Plotted becoming Galen's twin-in-law two years in advance, just to be a groomsman in this wedding." -Twin-in-law