FAQs

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Are kids allowed?

Answer

No. The only exceptions are for those from out of town and close family. But really, don't you want to be rid of them for an evening anyway? Just think about the last time they were really awful and then leave them at your parent's place. They live for that.

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Will there be an open bar?

Answer

Abso-friggin-lutely. We want people to have a good time, don't we?

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Is there a vegan food option?

Answer

Sadly, yes. Despite the fact that they don't actually seem to eat anything of real substance, we will be offering a vegan option. Not sure what exactly but I assume it will involve a root.

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What about a gluten-free option?

Answer

Yep. We'll see to it that those gluten basterds are kept at bay!

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Will any country music be played?

Answer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.