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In my house, Rick's the boss, but I'm the decision-maker.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. - Rick

Being with Rick means mostly shouting, "What?" from the other room.

Rick's 2 personalities, but I gotta love them both...I guess??

Rick's 2 personalities, but I gotta love them both...I guess??

Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

Some days I wake up grouchy. Other days I just let him sleep.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Like wearing Christmas sweaters every year....together...forever!

Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. But at least we will always have each other FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Do you hear that Cricket!!!

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Win Win!!

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. I guess it'll be sarcasm and rolling our eyes at each other.