Matron of Honor
Sister and Best Friend of the Bride. Raises chickens. Sews clothes from drapes. A real Pioneer Woman.
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-Law of the Bride. If you need any sourdough, she knows a gal.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom. Don't ask her about living in Uganda or Shakespeare unless you've got a few hours.
Best Man
Thoughtful. Intelligent. Bald.
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom. A marriage and family therapist. How does that make you feel?
Groomsman
History buff and librarian. For the love of everything that is holy, do NOT bring up libraries.
Groomsman
If you need a good deal on something, he probably knows someone. Also, his laugh has been known to cure a variety of ailments.
Groomsman
Two ways to describe Ryan: Dead Sexy, Studies Dead Languages.
Groomsman
A faithful and caring friend. However, if you ever told him that, he'd probably make fun of you.