Quinn & Carter
Wedding Party
Heidi Gramlich Bryson
Matron of Honor
Heidi only agreed to be in the wedding party after Quinn threatened to publish the video of their 5th grade talent show performance. Their friendship is built solely on sarcasm, a collective fondness for chocolate, and a shocking ability to read one another's minds.
Amanda Matthews
Matron of Honor
Amanda Matthews is a superhero who, coincidentally, happens to be ten feet tall. She's also a magician who has the ability to make Quinn laugh anytime, all the time. Despite all of her shining qualities, she happens to be the worst baker in the world.
Mollie Jean Cotroneo
Bridesmaid
When Quinn met Mollie on the second day of college at SUNY Oswego, Quinn quickly learned that Mollie knows more about most things than most people, that Mollie may look like a saint but is secretly a fireball, and that she's right about everything. Always. Except that one time about that one thing (don't tell her I said that). Also, despite Mollie's concerted efforts for the past 18 years to teach Quinn the rules of football, Quinn still doesn't get it (and has no intention of doing so).
Kristen Burke
Bridesmaid
Kristen Burke is the meanest person we know. She's insensitive, hates all cute things like babies and puppies, DESPISES Christmas and all Christmas related things, and is also like, real dumb. People hate her cooking but are too afraid to tell her because she's so mean. Also, she loves it when her jeans get wet.
Becca Tieri
Bridesmaid
Becca Tieri is the loudest person I've ever met. Her job as Bridesmaid is actually 3/4 MC and 1/4 hype woman, but that was too long to put in the program. When Becca isn't yodeling, yelling, or doing karaoke, she's sitting in her house, not planning adventures to cool places. Becca and Quinn share a mutual passion for cacti, burritos, and Quinn's cat, Ivy. Ivy and Becca are actually planning their own wedding soon - when you see Becca, be sure to congratulate her on her engagement (to Ivy)!
Erin Clark Roth
Bridesmaid
Quinn and Erin (Bear) met nearly ten years ago when they were both new to Boston and before either of them learned words like "Wicked", and "Pissah". Erin introduced Quinn to Carter by pretending to turn 30 and making a bunch of her least favorite people go to New Orleans to "celebrate" with her. It was definitely not fun, and nothing of importance happened because of that trip. If anything, we should be thanking Bruce.
Ted Noon
Best Man
Since he’s always been a bit shy, Ted will most likely be hiding in the back of the crowd at the wedding. Please make an effort to talk to him so he doesn’t get lonely, though be prepared to carry most of the conversation since he’s not a great communicator. A tough decision but he's certainly the ‘best’ best man.
Elliot Noon
Best Man
Elliot currently lives a sedentary life style in Wenham, replete with long, restful mornings and breakfast in bed served by his two boys (and his oldest, Vega). He most certainly won’t make any new friends at the wedding. A tough decision but he’s most certainly the ‘best’ best man.
Taylor Davis
Officiant
A good officiant is hard to find in these heady post-COVID wedding days. Thankfully, there’s always Taylor Davis. Though his services are in high demand he's agreed to give us the discount rate on our wedding. Don’t be surprised if he actually marries Quint and Crawford by accident. Find him by the Kombucha bar at the wedding.
Jerry Murphy
Groomsman
Ever met a guy that’s just bad at everything he does? Well that’s Jerry for you - no natural talents whatsoever. Carter swears he once beat Jerry at something, just can’t remember when, where or how. Jerry currently owns the green jacket and refuses to put the gentlemen’s evening of champions cup back into play.
S. Wiley Wakeman
Groomsman
Currently an international man of mystery, Wiley has never met a comb that that could compete with his hair. Since the sea is in his blood (it’s right there in the name!), don’t be surprised if he arrives via a transatlantic steamer - seems like a thing he’d do.
Henry Roth
Groomsman
A homebody by nature, Henry rarely leaves the house and most certainly isn’t up for adventure. Quite possibly the true architect of Quinn and Carter’s relationship solely so he could get closer to Quinn’s cat Ivy. Loves discussing his vegetarian diet.
Jonathan Dienstag
Groomsman
Prior to his retirement to the Maine seacoast “Diener” was backup second baseman for the Red Sox during their ’04, ’07 and ’13 championship seasons. Well that’s what he tells people. Anyways he’s got more world series rings than you. Ask him when the Sox are going to retire his beloved ’number 2’.