Matron of Honor
Cousin of the Bride We pinky promised at 3 and 6 years old to be each others maid of honor, we don't break pinky promises around here.
Best Man
Brother of the Groom Best man, best friend for life, best at arriving 2nd on scene. Would be a better man if he could chew with his mouth closed.
Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride My less funny, younger sister who happens to also be my twin. Will believe anything you say and couldn’t give you directions to the nearest store.
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom Lost the coin flip for favorite brother, the better firefighter of the two. He can tie 86 knots with a 3 foot rope.
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law of the bride We have matching tattoos, she somehow puts up with my brother and birthed the most perfect human.
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom If you need a trailer backed up he's your guy. Doesn’t know how to put out a fire or quit a job.
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law of the Bride She also puts up with my (other) brother, rescued an amazing little puppy and has the biggest heart.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride Here to bring up the average IQ. If he's talking, you want to listen, it will either be insightful or hilarious.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride We died in nursing school and college volleyball together, haven't left each others side since.
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom Don't leave your mother unattended...or grandmother. Also very good at conveniently showing up 2nd on scene.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride It's hard to put this friendship into words. I'll just go with Johnny Cash, Hellen Keller and the Penthouse.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom Fought at football camp 10 years ago, became best friends. Now "Brothers-in-Law".
Bridesmaid
Stepsister of the Bride She knows how to lead a mean karaoke as well as Rattlin' Bog.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom We love diversity and a good liquor deal.
Bridesmaid
Step sister of the Bride My mom's funniest daughter by far, always down for a good time.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom Threw an ice cream cone at a red-head and got the cops called to my house...that's when I knew we could be friends.
Hostess
Friend of the Bride Has watched more baseball games than the average human does in a lifetime. Has the sweetest heart and the best nanny around.
Usher
Step-brother of the Bride Best step-brother Alli has ever had! Will be shutting down the dance floor after a few soda pops
Flower Girl
Cousin of the Groom The princess that may steal the show with her adorable smile.
Ring Bearer
He would be the groom if it were up to him.