Maid of Honor
Bride's older sister/BFF/life coach/basically twin/Bachelorette party planning queen/always ready for a late night cheese snack/therapist even during off hours
Best Man
Groom's younger brother / weight room competitor / Gamer / Cigar and Whiskey Aficionado / Leader of the "Finer Things Club" and poor financial decisions / Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor
Maid of Honor
Bride's oldest sister/nurturer/always making sure we're not doing anything too stupid/patience of a saint for growing up with two younger sisters
Groomsman
Groom's childhood best friend / Moonlit burger enthusiast / golfing partner / Is he Tony Soprano? / Avid fisherman / Owner of 30 different small businesses / Call Green Haven for all your landscape needs
Bridesmaid
Bride's best friend/pediatrician/rode the med school struggle bus together/always ready for a bottomless brunch/best person to listen to you complain about any topic
Groomsman
Groom's childhood best friend / Fellow weight room enthusiast / Drinker of fine fruity beverages / always ready for a good time / life of the party / off the chain dance moves
Bridesmaid
Bride's best friend/old lady at heart/sarcasm is her first love language/always there to keep us out of trouble / will be in bed by 9pm at the latest / treats her doggies like children
Groomsman / Officiant
Bride & Groom's bestie / creator of ignorant gambling parlays / owner of fire Hawaiian 2 piece sets / wedding officiant on demand / Assistant to the assistant trailer park supervisor.
Bridesmaid
Bride's best friend/Orangetheory enthusiast/social chair/most supportive and loving friend you'll ever meet/makes the best faces in pics/lights on and no ones home
Flower Girls
Three cutest girls you'll ever see/light of my life/owners of more outfits from Aunt Kat than could fit in their closets