Best Man
Brother of the groom. Feared by deer and fish alike.
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. Quick-witted and uncoordinated.
Groomsman
Best friend of the groom since college. Leaves no mirror unchecked.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride. Forgets the punch line after announcing she has a joke.
Groomsman
Best friend to the groom. Receives a monthly stipend from the bride for Matthew's friendship.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride. Says she hates hugs...but we all know exposure therapy is the best therapy.
Groomsman
Best friend of the groom. What's scarier: his golf skills or how clean he keeps his apartment.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride. Can/will fall asleep in any position, looks adorable doing it.
Groomsman
Best friend of the groom since grade school. And he's taller than all of you, guaranteed.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride since...we don't know she just appeared. Dog trainer but will train your human for an extra fee.
Groomsman
Best friend of the groom and Jiu Jitsu instructor. Takes it easy on the groom because he's 'delicate'.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride for 15 years. Imagine Cinderella and Bambi's mother, but one person.
Groomsman
Best friend of the groom since grade school. Keeps him alive on international trips. Thank you Lance.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride for 15 years. Better driver than Vin Diesel himself.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride since grade school. Also matchmaker to bride and groom. We will be sure to include her in the bill for her role in all this.