Matron of Honor
She's the HBIC
Best Man
He's the other idiot - just keep an eye on him during the mother/son dance
Bridesmaid
Give her a glass of Veuve & she's ready to party
Groomsman
Matt's not only friends with him because of his bourbon connections - but it doesn't hurt
Bridesmaid
The Mrs. Best Man & she’ll dance the night away
Groomsman
Matt's "Buddy Fuller" who has been putting up with him for 36 years
Bridesmaid
She’s likely sneaking off to find an espresso martini somewhere
Groomsman
If it were up to him, his pants would be tighter
Bridesmaid
Matt’s older & definitely wiser sister
Groomsman
Rachel's older brother, who somehow got away with not cutting his hair
Officiant
Rachel’s former high school & college English teacher turned friend and mentor.