Maid of Honor
My former annoying baby sister and current favorite person. Some of my proudest life accomplishments have been getting Allyson interested in my obsessions. These include but are not limited to Taylor Swift, musicals, Henry the 8th, and traveling. I have obviously been her biggest role model.
Best Man
The Rock to Adrian’s Dwayne, Clendis holds the rare seat of best friend. When not standing in on the set of Sons of Anarchy, Clendis can be found at the nearest metal show, where Adrian and he first met. EEAAAAGGGLEEE
Bridesmaid
Kylie and I have known each other since the day she was born, 37 days after me. The best for all nerdy activities - reading, Disney, history (esp. Eleanor of Aquitane), Jane Austen, and winning money with Harry Potter knowledge.
Groomswoman
Phoebe Bridgers’ role model and longtime partner in musical crime to Adrian. Mother of dogs, writer of songs, and all-around inspiration to anyone she meets.
Bridesmaid
One-time neighbor, long time friend, Becky and I started out complaining about mutual friends in high school and now we talk about musicals and Gilmore Girls and child development and Marvel movies and YouTubers.
Groomsman
Adrian’s work boyfriend and the cutest lad in all the land. Tyler is the sweetest guy, always sharing food, music, and laughter with his friends and coworkers. Very submissive and breedable.
Bridesmaid
Always supportive and ready with advice, Charlotte is the mom friend everyone dreams of. We met in high school and our friendship has endured long hours of theatre rehearsals, car breakdowns, and being roommates for four years.
Groomsman
Big butt. Bigger heart. Coveted sweet nothings-whisperer, Jonny has always given the best hugs a man could ask for. Mmmmm, smells like a father figure.
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl