Matron of Honor
Sister by blood and best friend by choice of the bride. Lover of Disney and holidays, she has been a huge influence on the bride's faves since day one. She is creative, cute, and the best dang maker of cake pops this side of the Delaware River.
Best Man
Brother of the groom and lyricist bringing the most Kwyit Storm. He is just as competitive as his brother, especially when it comes to games like Taboo. So please do not get them together and place a bet on anything. Please. It will get intense.
Mother of the Bride
Pam is a Scorpio (be careful) and the reason for Sonya's sarcasm, ability to cook the world's best chili, and make anyone feel like family.
Mother of the Groom
Marsha aka Mom-Mom aka Earth aka Smig aka Mama Marsha aka she's sweet but don't mess with her babies. Period.
Father of the Bride
Matt is notorious for wearing Fubu, shopping at "hip hop stores," playing invisible basketball wherever and whenever (sometimes drawing in other players to, again, play without a ball), and enjoying a cocktail at The Cheesecake Factory. You just gotta love him (and we all do!).
Father of the Groom
Ride or die and Semper-Fi, Pop-pop holds it down with a sense of humor, a big hug, and a cheerful toast.
Bridesmaid
Sister to the bride, you can catch her on the dance floor until they kick her off. And if Shemar Moore shows up, there will be a second wedding ceremony on site.
Groomsman
And the "B" stands for brother, or close to it. Loyal and one of the only people that will pick up the groom's phone calls, no questions asked.
Groomswoman
The truest of "ride or dies," you can catch Tina by the bride's side taking Jell-o shots, watching Celtics games, or beating the groom at Pop-a-Shot basketball. And she also does backflips and stuff, so she's basically a ninja.
Groomsman
One of the most "passionate" people you'll ever meet. Need proof? Say anything negative about the Dallas Cowboys or Notre Dame. Good luck!
Bridesmaid
The bride's brunchin' bestie. Don't mess with her or her teddy bear, Ted. She may be cute, but she'll still threaten you with a car ride.
Groomsman
You'll catch Ray as the groom's right guard, at the bar, and on the dance floor. Life of the party? Check.
Bridesmaid
Maddie is the friend we all need: smart, funny, gives great advice, loyal and has a house full of wine. If the DJ gives her the mic, she will sing your wigs off. Plan accordingly.
Groomsman
Yet another Scorpio, Rod will tell you that he is never wrong. And he is right about that. Just ask him.
Bridesmaid
Asia is the first friend the bride made in college, and thank goodness for that! She is the life of the party without even trying and the rich auntie at any function. Ask her about her yachts. She's got several.
Groomsman
Don't put 12 and the groom together at a serious event. Chances are they will be asked to leave, and laugh on their way out.
Bridesmaid
Ask Sam how many hours she spent in the bride's basement trying to beat one level of Ratatouille on the Xbox. Multiply that by 10000 and that'll give you the number of inside jokes, memories and drinks the two have shared since high school
Groomsman
Derek holds the record for dealing with the groom for the longest of his friends. He also served as the groom's left guard. That deserves a drink or two.
Bridesmaid
The bride's best friend of over 27 years, Rochelle has been through it all. In fact, it was Rochelle's encouragement that made the couple official. She's also responsible for the bride almost choking on pop rocks and hot sauce. It's called balance.
Groomsman
One of the nicest and most dependable people you'll ever meet, the Groom's high school center, and a true family man. Too bad he's a Cowboys fan.
Bridesmaid
From Roxbury, to Los Angeles, to South America, there's nowhere in the world you could put Ruby without her finding her way back to the bride's side. And she can probably dunk on you on her way there.
Groomsman
He's the definition of a gentle giant. Until you get him a shot of fireball and get him on the slots at Atlantic City.
Bridesmaid
The bride's first college roommate and witness to all of her zaniness, Elizabeth has been accompanying the bride on adventures (and misadventures) for more than a decade. And it would take that long to tell all the stories and sing all the songs...
Groomsman
It was his bachelor party in the Dominican Republic that the bride and groom met. We owe him at least seven drinks and also the hospital bill for our daughter.
Groomsman
The Groom's favorite cousin/second brother. If you're looking for him, he'll be at the bar with the Groom and their other cousin, Hennessy.
Groomsman
The mayor of the party - he's shaking hands, meeting with the people, and turning up at the same time. Where's the Jameson?
Groomsman