Groom
"I, Martin, take you, Lauren, to be my wife, my best friend, and my first mate.
Bride
“I, Lauren, take you, Martin, to be my best friend and my captain, to be your anchor and your sail, your starboard and your port.
Best Man
"What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good. Good. More for me and you."
Mermaid of Honor
"You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts."
Groomsman
"Lock it Up"
Bridesmaid
"Crab cakes and football. THATS WHAT MARYLAND DOES!"
Groomsman
"I gotta get outta here, pronto. I've got a stage 5 clinger."
Bridesmaid
"Rule number 76. No excuses, play like a champion."
Groomsman
"MOM! The MEATLOAF! We want it, NOW!"
Bridesmaid
"I just want a bicycle. Shut your mouth funny guy and make it!"
Groomsman
"Red 7, red 7. Hot Route!"
Bridesmaid
“True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."