Matron of Honor
Nicole and Danielle met each other in the womb and have been struggling for power ever since
Maid of Honor
The best lil sissy in the world. Living her best life in luxurious Bushwick, this Gen Z loves strong martinis and is looking for a plus one to the wedding (Update: She found one!)
Best Man
Founding member of the EBC (east bluff crew) he loves to crack a joke and ride motorcycles. Rumor has it he has more friends than Tyler
Groomsman
Weighing in at 350lbs and 5'10" Stephen knows how to pound cold Jameson and balls on the range. He keeps saying he's from England but his strange accent sounds "awfully down under." He's married to the one that looks like the bride
Ring Bearer
The only bear we want to see in the Adirondacks is our cute ring bear-er. He loves cars and can hold an engaging conversation around "bah"
Officiant
Voted best hair in Utica three years in a row, you can't miss our officiants infectious stories, laugh or his big head of curls. He'll be running the show while double fisting Utica Clubs
Flower Child
Newest addition to our wedding party! Future feminist and cutest flower girl who is too little to actually throw flowers.