Bridesmaid
She's here to wrangle the party the same way she wrangles her kindergarteners.
Groomsman
He might be looking down on us all... only because of his height of course.
Bridesmaid
She's the life of the party with a laugh heard for miles.
Groomsman
Honestly, he probably skipped a hike for this.
Bridesmaid
She might be HR but there are no rules when it comes to the dance floor.
Groomsman
We promise he's old enough to be at the bar.
Bridesmaid
She's an off duty mom for the night, so things are about to get wild.
Groomsman
He doesn't live with Nick & Kylee, but they still get his mail. Isn't that fun?
Bridesmaid
Oh thank goodness, we've got a nurse in the building for when things get out of hand.
Groomsman
He tried to teach Nick to hunt once... he failed.
Bridesmaid
If she looks sad, it's because Electronic Dance Music isn't playing at the reception.
Groomsman
He might give a Ted Talk if he's given a mic during the speeches.
Officiant
Everything he says about Nick and Kylee at the ceremony is probably a lie.