FAQs
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Where do I park?
Answer
Please carpool if you can as parking is limited! We will have parking available in the apple orchard for guests who are camping Saturday night. To get to the apple orchard, drive past the house and you will see signs on the left. If you plan to leave after the party Saturday night, please park in the designated area on Maple Drive (before you reach the house) and hitch a ride to the property in the golf car. You will see signs directing you to day parking on your way down the road.
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What should I wear?
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We want you to be comfortable. This is a weekend long camp out after all. If you want to dress to the nines, we say send it. More comfortable in your pajamas? Fuck it, we don't care! Okay, on second thought, maybe save the pajamas for the late night bonfire. And don't forget a bathing suit for Sunday!
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What do I need for camping?
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Camping Packing List: 1. Tent 2. Sleeping Bag 3. Sleeping pad (the grass is a little rough) 4. Pillow 5. Warm clothes for the evening 6. Bug spray 7. Sunscreen 8. Towel 9. Camping chair (if you want) 10. Bathing suit 11. A change of clothes 12. Rain jacket (fingers crossed you don't need it!) 13. Pajamas 14. Your beautiful smiling face!
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Do I have to camp?
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You do not! See Accomodations for a list of hotels. Or check out Air B and B or VRBO if you are looking for something more homey. Contact Naomi if you have any questions!
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What's up with the pond party?
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We just don't want the weekend to end--so we figured, what the hell, lets keep the party going. Bring a float if ya got one, but no worries if not!
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Can I bring my dog? What about my emotional support peacock? Kangaroo?
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We LOVE dogs (as you know), but there will be four granddogs on the property as is, which is already too many for Bob to resist sneaking food to. As such, we kindly ask you leave your furballs at home. If you have a peacock or Kangaroo we might be willing to make an exception.
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Are kids allowed?
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Hell yea. Naomi would be pissed if she didn't get at least three varieties of spit-up on her dress. But, in all seriousness, if you'd rather let loose and leave the littles at home, Naomi will find it in her heart to forgive you!