Maid of Honor
I can hold my breath for 22 seconds 😮💨
Groomsman
I have two different colored eyes 👁️👄👁️
Bridesmaid
I have weak ankles 🩼, I love red meat 🥩, I also love long walks on the beach 🏝️, I like to hike but I don’t do it enough 🥾
Groomsman
I was born in the same hospital as LeBron and Steph Curry 🏀
Bridesmaid
A fearless book club leader 📚
Groomsman
I ate waffles nearly every morning for 19 years straight 🧇
Bridesmaid
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor. 🙅🏻♀️
Groomsman
I’m like old furniture, been around since before you were born 🪑
Bridesmaid
Likes to hike, hammock, and camp with Sugar✌🏼
Best Man
I like tacos 🌮
Bridesmaid
What do lawyers like to drink? Subpoeña coladas 😎
Groomsman
Won trivia on the Jumbotron at a Cleveland Guardians game in front of approximately 20,000 people ⚾️