Photos

Excited for a lifetime of way overdoing it in the food and beverage department together

Invite us to your last-min Halloween gatherings -- we'll put on silly hats and hop right on the subway!

Neither of us has any idea where this was, but a selfie of us in Raiders and Yanks gear is just so very on brand

First vacay together! Took a mid-pandemic road trip to the Berkshires

Mike is actually fantastic at braiding hair?! A great waiting-in-line-at-Disney activity

Hanging out at the Cohns' pool -- the first time Mike met any of Mel's extended fam

First wedding we ever went to together (time to repay the favor, Jared and Alli!)

Mike talked a big game, but then his beloved Raiders lost to the Giants. Days of teasing ensued

Jailbreak after our 5-day Covid quarantine!

First Thanksgiving together

A very 2020 makeshift birthday party for Mike's 27th

This boat ride was the highlight of our Hawaii trip...and also the start of the cheez-it shirt shenanigans (iykyk)

Hiking in Hawaii! Roughly 75 minutes before we got very lost and covered in mud...but we got through it together!

Mel's 26th bday at Brandy's Piano Bar

Maddie and Andy's wedding in Baltimore. Mel took off chasing the server with the chicken and waffles hors d'oeuvre roughly 90 seconds after this photo

Grateful to Aunt Lois for never letting us leave dinner until we've taken one good photo!

All dressed up for the Purim celebration at the Japanese / Jewish bar in our old UWS neighborhood

If you text us to not forget sunglasses, and we're already in the elevator wearing matching sunglasses, this is what we'll text back

Celebrating ~ Ethan's Sports Bar Mitzvah ~ in Georgia

Mel + Mike + Arc de Triomphe

Visiting Garden of the Gods in Colorado

Taken shortly before our Eiffel Tower picnic

Farm-to-table cocktail experience in Paris

Celebrating Alli's 30th in Disney World

The quintessential Paris experience of drinking wine out of baby bottles

Mel surprised Mike on his 30th birthday with all his friends and an unintentionally massive cake

In our Taylor Swift Era's Tour....era

Starting off fall with some apple picking

Performing our civic duty by attending a Yankee game (they're undefeated at home when we attend!)

Celebrating Melissa's 28th at Somebody's Darling [We're getting a little tired, but please insert your own joke about us being each other's darlings]

Mel's 28th birthday dinner at Monkey Bar ft the obscenely expensive and 100% worthwhile ice cream sundae

The Dominican Republic all-inclusive lifestyle suited us well

"Hmm the sunscreen is $34 for a tiny bottle, let's just wing it and see how we do"

Nice was nice

Can't walk into a store without trying things on