Matron of Honor
Lauren is Mikaila's oldest sister, but clearly the youngest at heart. You may know her as Maureen, but that's only after a glass of red wine and Blippi on repeat for 6 hours. On any given Saturday, you can find Mikaila showing up at Lauren's house unannounced with PCCB's in hand.
Best Man
Brett's Best Man. Only attending the wedding because UK is playing Mizzou that weekend. A true Gypsy at heart, the only thing Metz likes to do more than travel, is to have a good time with his friends. Though he usually manages to do both at the same time.
Matron of Honor
Jenny Penny, Mikaila's sister. You may find these two obsessing over their dogs, eating candy, or obsessing over their dogs while eating candy. Only a few years apart, whatever Jenn did (and does), Mikaila wanted to follow suit. Even that time they both crashed the same car (sorry, Dad)
Groomsman
Master Pash, as he prefers to call himself. His refined tastes and style draws attention to him wherever he goes. Brett looks forward to seeing his dance moves once again.
Bridesmaid
Kristen is Mikaila's jackpot of a (future) little SIL. Margaritas are their love language, and sometimes its questioned...does Mikaila like Brett or Kristen more? Mikaila pleads the fifth.
Groomsman
You'll hear Darius long before you ever see him. Bretts most boisterous and jovial friend, he finds something to talk about with any person he meets.
Bridesmaid
Some call it annoying, but Brooke and Mikaila call it dramatic. They met at theater camp in 2008 and have been quoting SNL sketches ever since. Puppy & Sheila 4 eva.
Groomsman
The most well mannered man. If Brett hadn't picked him as groomsman, Mikaila would have picked him as a Bridesman. Get your conversations with Joe in early, because by the end of the night, you may not be able to understand him.
Bridesmaid
The Matchmaker! And Mikailas partner in geriatric crime. Nicole holds the place of Brett + Mikailas official third wheel. If it wasn't for her, this website wouldn't even be a thing. Play Rich Girl and see what happens.
Groomsman
A true man's man, there is nothing that Josh can't fix. Brett enjoys their talks that can cover any topic, and their hiking trips to the remotest of places.
Bridesmaid
The OG sister in law! She grows plants almost as impressive as her daughter grows hair.
Groomsman
Brett's oldest (and default) friend. From throwing rocks at each other across the street to playing basketball in the driveway, some of Brett's favorite childhood memories include Kevin.
Honorary Dog of Honor
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Auggies tail. But really, he loves you all.