Bride
la la la
Groom
beep boop
Maid of Honor
The bride's first ever best friend. NBD.
Best Man
Will one day play every character in the biopic about this wedding.
Bridesmaid
We heard a rumor that every time she sings a year gets added to the listener's life.
Groomsman
Lent the groom a suit at age 2, and to this day the groom has never worn something as stylish.
Bridesmaid
Hotter version of the bride. And taller. Some people have it all.
Groomsman
Co-founded a very legal and not-sketchy-at-all comic strip website with the groom. Join today! inboxcomics.com
Bridesmaid
Will one day ignore our calls for medical advice.
Groomsman/Officiant
The groom would highly recommend living with Gus for 7 years, preferably super formative ones.
Bridesmaid
The person the bride would call to hide a body.
Groomsman
If Wisconsin and the bride & groom were hanging off the edge of a cliff, he would pray for them from Miller Park. Go Brewers!
Bridesmaid
This event wouldn't exist without her. Literally, she's the wedding planner.
Groomsman
The groom has never beaten him in a board game. You can always find him either in or eating a pickle.
Bridesmaid
Unmatched in the world of crafting. Also, the world.
Groomsman
We actually haven't heard from him in months.
Bridesmaid
Frequent co-conspirator to the bride and groom, who knows their schedules better than they do.
Groomsman
Our most eligible bachelor. Feel free to reach out for his number.
Bridesmaid
Can and WILL fight when necessary. The definition of a ride or die.
Groomsman
We haven't asked him yet. This is not a joke!
Bridesmaid/Officiant
Mel’s college roomie, and the first person Mel told when Gabe asked her on a date.
The Babies
Our kids who may or may not be joining us….