Maid of Honor
“In a sea of bad days be a dick ball floating in a pool.” —Kiesty
Groomsman
“A festivus for the rest of us.” — Frank Costanza
Bridesmaid
"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style." — Maya Angelou
Groomsman
“If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.” — Willy Wonka
Bridesmaid
“Everyday is a fashion show and the world is your runway.“ — Coco Chanel
Groomsman
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” —Luis Bunuel
Bridesmaid
“Females are the most beautiful, gorgeous creatures in the whole world and I think that we are gorgeous no matter what size we are.” — Alicia Keys
Groomsman
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott
Groomsman
“Skin tone bucket cause a bucket’s a pail. Pale boy in the pail riding with Jimmy Smale.” — Rob