Wedding Party
Maria Carvell
Maid of Honor
Wedding Prediction: crying in a stranger’s arms, telling them how she’d murder for Emily
Rachel “Nancy” Smith
Bridesmaid
Wedding Prediction: will wander away and be found down Tchoupitoulas making friends with a raccoon
Geoffrey Fuglaar
Bridesman
Wedding Prediction: will start a fight with Emily to pull focus
Will Duncan
Bridesman
Wedding Prediction: will be mistaken for Emily’s Alabama cousin and have to explain who he is multiple times
Mara Kennedy
Bridesmaid
Wedding Prediction: Will start (at gunpoint) a conga line
Michael Talazac
Best Man
Hell yea dude, that’s what’s up. LET’S GOOO
Wade Kimbro
Groomsman
Trade request: I receive: 6 unprotected first round picks, pick swaps in ‘35 and ‘36, cash considerations You receive: Cam Reddish
Jack Hickey
Groomsman
Did you know: John Fogerty (of Creedence Clearwater Revival fame) is actually from California and not Louisiana?
Alex Vucic
Groomsman
They targeted gamers. Gamers. They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights? Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
Garrett Breaux
Groomsman
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