Ope, we're gettin married!

Max and Nicole met like any fairy tale love story, on the waves of some internet dating app. The meeting started with a pun war, the winner of which is still contested, and ended in a decision to meet up at Surly Brewing. Not Blarneys. One, two, three, maybe four, drinks in and the couple continued on their fabled story as follows: Chapter 7 Once upon a time warp, in a galaxy very, very, very, far away there lived a ruthless race of beings known as: Spaceballs. The hairy leaders of Planet Spaceballs, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia. Today is Princess Nicole’s wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above. If you can read this, you don't need glasses. Princess Nicole sad and spoiled rotten took one look at her husband-to-be Prince Valium, ran to her Mercedes and flew off planet. Lord Helmet, determined to obtain Princess Nicole with his army of Assholes, devised a ludicrous plan to acquire her. Little did he know a lame nobody, Lone Starr Max, came with a plan to get the Princess and emergently land in a desert. Upon landing Princess Nicole and Lone Starr Max couldn’t wait to have their first fight about who drives better, but once they laid eyes on one another the attraction was undeniable. Even if she was Druish. Forced to confront the elements of the desert they quickly realized how unsuited they are for the outdoors. Good thing a small group of Dinks and Yogurt came to save the day. With Yogurt as their guide Lone Starr Max and Princess Nicole learned the power of two things: Merchandising and the Schwartz. While Lone Starr Max was distracted with his studies, Lord Helmet, comb in hand, could not be thwarted and tricked Princess Nicole into his small doll hands. Once in his clutches, Lord Helmet used Princess Nicole to convince her father to provide Planet Druidias airlock code. In order to protect his daughter, the leader of Planet Druidia gives out the super-top-secret-original-never-heard-before combo: 1-2-3-4-5. Lone Starr Max, not easily deterred, plays dress up to save Princess Nicole. In the chaos of shooting and burnt hair, Princess Nicole is a total boss and Lone Starr Max never questions her again. Now, we’ve all heard of the metrodome, but have you heard of Megamaid? This transformer would have Optimus Prime on his wheels, but not Lone Starr Max. Megamaid flipped her switch and began to suck, all seemed lost as the air left Planet Druidia. Lone Starr and the Princess are forced to use the power of the Schwartz to make Megamaid go from suck to blow. It was totally awesome. With courage in their hearts and Schwartz in their pockets, they headed into Spaceball One to put an end to Lord Helmet once and for all. Upon finding the self-destruct button, Lord Helmet had one final fun-fact for Lone Starr Max, “I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate.” Mind blown and Schwartz on the floor Lone Starr Max realizes that the Schwartz has been inside him all along. With a slide to the right, a slide to the left, and a quick slide of a mirror, Lone Starr Max defeats Lord Helmet and escapes in the nick of time. Squeals of glee erupt from Princess Nicole and Lone Starr Max and they almost touch mouths. Forced back to reality, Princess Nicole must return home where she is to marry the last Prince in the realm, Prince Valium. Luckily, Yogurt had one more secret for her and Lone Starr Max. Enjoying a celebratory meal at the local watering hole, where your dinner turns into quite the show, Lone Starr Max realizes his only family heirloom proves he is a Prince! Will Lone Starr Max make it on time to the wedding to save Princess Nicole from marrying the wrong man? Will people even make this far into the storyline? Will Barf make an appearance at the wedding? Let us find out together on 10/04/2025 Good Buddies.