no longer two, but one

Once upon a time there was a rambunctious princess who moved to San Diego to “find herself” and as any rambunctious princess would she signed herself up for a dating app. All this time, not too far away, lived a prince settling back in at home in San Diego. Like any good prince would do, while he spent his days fishing and nights rocking out, he signed up for a dating app. As any good story goes, the princess and the prince matched. Knowing the princess, we would assume she would “ghost” him, and that she did. But now that we know the prince, we know he would not let that happen, and after a couple weeks they eventually went on a date. It was love at first sight and they have been inseparable ever since. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!