Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Baby sister of the Bride, a.k.a Lydia's mini-me. Fluent in internet-humor.
Best Man
Friend of the Groom, world-renowned life of the party. Already knows everyone here.
Matron of Honor
Oldest sister of the Bride, POSSIBLY the most fun of the three. Makes a mean omelette.
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom. Dabbles in the dark-humor arts. Voted most likely to get a speeding ticket.
Bridesmaid
Former college roommate of the Bride, primary source for the honest truth and shenanigans.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Loyal friend and definitely doesn't know anything about secret united states operations.
Bridesmaid
Former college roommate of the Bride, group craftswoman and primary source for dark humor.
Groomsman
Brother-In-Law of the Bride, natural light connoisseur and four-time-winner of the manliest beard award.
Bridesmaid
Brides favorite person from Louisville, ultimate hype-woman and master of optimism.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom, resident philosopher and squad laureate.