FAQs

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What time should I arrive to the wedding?

Answer

At least 15 minutes before you classy lady.

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Will there be dietary food options available?

Answer

We pray for the bathroom’s sake, yes.

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Is this going to be a raging party?

Answer

Does a bear poop in the woods?

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Are my kids allowed?

Answer

If you don’t want to take this opportunity to be away from them, then yes. However, we are not responsible for wine being mistaken for grape juice.

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Can I bring a guest if they aren’t on the list?

Answer

Pls ask us. pls.