Maid of Honor
Best Man
Beer Mile Time: 18:19
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Beer Mile Time: 16:47
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Beer Mile Time: 21:09
Groomsman
Beer Mile Time: DNF
Officiant
Beer Mile Time: 19.18
Honor Attendant
Beer Mile Time: 16:38
Groom
Beer Mile Time: DNF
Pouncer
Kramer prides himself on being the ONLY witness to Jay & Emily's engagement. Kramer goes to great lengths to clumsily patrol their home for rogue flies, undiscovered catnip, and the most inconvenient spots to vomit.
Goober
Spoon could best be described as an unhinged, booty-slap-lovin, biscuit boy. He dreams of opening up his own biscuit factory one day.