Officiant
The one in the robes Grew up in Alabama Courageous and kind
Best Man
Bandmate and co-coach Trapped in a lift by the groom The best of best men
Groomsman
His name is his job Name spelled wrong on diploma He just got married!
Groomsman
Known Rob the longest Shared locker in seventh grade Owned all the Legos
Groomsman
Rob’s oldest brother Watched Madagascar daily Loves the Cleveland Cavs
Groomsman
Rob’s youngest brother Budding YouTube sensation Has w rizz
Groomsman
Big time cinephile Worse than Rob at carpetball Has a dog named Goose
Groomsman
Just moved to NC Paintballed Rob when they first met Likes to go real fast
Groomsman
Smart and curious Rob’s fellow Coro Fellow His wedding is next!
Groomsman
Brother of Lindsey Just published his first novel Roots for OK State
Groomsman
Pop punk powerhouse Likes pepper flakes more than Rob No, really. He does.
Groomsman
Rocks the sax and bass Lived in Steve the House with Rob Tall with a great beard
Maid of Honor
Sister of Lindsey Reads New York Times before bed Has a dog named Mo
Maid of Honor
Does outdoorsy things Lindsey’s other other half Obnoxiously smart
Bridesmaid
Lindsey’s sis-in-law She can sleep through anything Always wants Jeni’s
Bridesmaid
Rob’s oldest sister Rode a scooter in China Keeps score at Cards’ games
Bridesmaid
Rob’s youngest sister Rock star since she was just two Mother baby nurse
Bridesmaid
Trustworthy and smart Does the same things as Linds, first Mother of Shiloh
Bridesmaid
Lived in Nairobi Never finishes her treats Lindsey’s last roommate
Bridesmaid
Reads a lot of books Would never fall for a cult Alabama fan
Bridesmaid
Always needs Lactaid Integrity and courage Sad about the Blues
Bridesmaid
Creative and fun Taught by Linds in Uganda Lives in Kenya now
Bridesmaid
Lives in Uganda Would punch people for her friends Slays on the dance floor
Bridesmaid
Mother of two cats Runs postpartum group with Linds Husband also bald
Ring Bearer
Is Lindsey’s nephew Should ask him about Minecraft Loves to eat ramen
Flower Girl
Really good at math Amazing soccer goalie Future astronaut
Flower Girl
Loves all dinosaurs Also a big fan of cows Cute, clever, and fierce
Flower Girl
Eyes are like saucers Daughter of Ashland and Gage Scared of Rob’s bald head