Bride
The bride, the one coming to you in the big dress
Groom
The groom, the handsome guy at the end of the aisle.
Maid of Honor
I met on Ella's first day of college where I was her orientation leader. Later we became sorority sisters, and Big and Little. Corporate analyst by day, aspiring Pokémon trainer by night
Best Man
Long ago in the primordial land of Quincy, two young wandering souls had a chance encounter. History forged the true bond of friendship. AKA, "El Cubano"
Bridesmaid
Kendel and I met through Chris's friend Brian but quickly became great friends. Wine mom in training
Groomsman
Cursed with tardiness, I arrived late to class and was banished to the back of the room. There I encountered Brian and we forged our friendship through the fires of the Eragon series. AKA, "Celtic Guardian"
Bridesmate
Hanner and I have been friends since the start of our freshman year of college and we were roommates for two years. Your local country friend
Groomsman
We met through a chance encounter, a man named Philip. I was tall and lanky; he was young and naive. We couldn't have imagined the worlds that we would open together, especially not the amount of times I'd fall asleep blissfully on his couch. AKA, "The Hanger"
Bridesman
All-around life of every party he walks into Will also be found doing shots at the bar with the couple
Groomsman
Once a stranger living next door, one faithful bottle of Kraken and a pair of sunglasses bonded us in kinship. AKA "Big Kahuna" or "Hispanic Thunder"
Bridesmaid
Alexis is my oldest sister and is the mother of two wonderful boys Warren and Carter. Super kind and funny The Maxi-Me
Groomsman
A chance encounter, two souls fought endlessly over the validity of prog-rock. AKA "Magmar"
Bridesmaid
Sam’s future sister! Incredibly smart and incredibly kind!
Groomsman
Poor cinema and mindless rambling brought together two artificers to be welded with the fires of friendship. AKA, "Lumberjack Nack"
Bridesmaid
Hannah and I met in her freshman year and my junior year during sorority recruitment. We became sorority sisters and then Big and Little. The resident alpaca enthusiast
Groomsman
Daily encounters at the morning dawn brought two fools deep into the realm of friendship. Many head injuries were accumulated in the low ceilings of his parent's basement.
Bridesmaid
Erin and I met in Erin's freshman year of college and my sophomore year of college during sorority recruitment and we became sisters and Big and Little. The future Lawyer
Groomsman
Foreign tongues betwixt two fools into the Herculian task of learning Italian. Neither could surmount the task nor could they complete their homework. AKA, "Gianni"
Bridesmaid
Kiera and I met during sorority recruitment where we became sisters and she became Ella's Little and my GLittle. The most fashionable person in the entire wedding honestly, absolute style icon
Groomsman
Two fearsome warriors bonded in brotherhood on the war-torn pitch of battle AKA, "Chalupa"
Bridesmaid
Gabby and I met during sorority recruitment where we became sorority sisters and she became Erin's Little and my GLittle The local bridesmates' Giant
Groomsman
Initially, passerby strangers, we bonded over our mutual love of the masochistic gameplay of Dark Souls 3. The bushel bearded, oversized teddy bear.
Captain of the signs
One of our oldest nephews and total smarty Expert in all things dinosaur
Ring Bearer
Our youngest nephew and munchkin supreme Well versed in animal sounds
Usher
Pseudo little brother
Usher
Met through Ella, basically the guy version of Sam
Father of the Bride
The man who looks as though he's raised 3 daughters and is so happy to be done paying for weddings
Dog of Honor
Best girl out there. An absolute diva and princess. Spoiled by all. Will accept payment for being cute in pets.
Mother of the Bride
Also very clearly looks like she has raised 3 daughters and is excited to be done paying for weddings. Loves to be at one with her trees
Father of the Groom
Happy to have raised 2 sons and is excited to see his youngest get married
Mother of the Groom
Planner extraordinaire . Happily raised 2 sons and is also excited to watch her youngest get married. Expert cookie baker.