Best Man
Despite all my bullying since middle school, we've managed to stay friends
Maid of Honor
Since Day 3 of college you have been my person (...don't tell Jose)
Groomsman
Being your coolest big sibling ever was my single, best gift to you in life. You're welcome.
Bridesmaid
From making up dances during middle school recess, to New Year's eve sleepovers every year, to planning my wedding together, we're going to keep lightin' it up like it's dynamite!
Groomsman
When your significant others are soulmates, you have a lot of catching up to do, thank you for helping orchestrate the proposal and I look forward to being your future neighbor in our partners' dream duplex.
Bridesmaid
My Scooba Troopa for life! Thank you for being my emotional support dive buddy while we taught tiny humans how to breathe underwater.
Groomsman
A good friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.
Bridesmaid
From sealife fanatic co-workers, to roomies, to my pandemic bored in the house companion, you are the best 3rd wheel Jose and I could ask for (sorry!)
Groomsman
An obvious choice for a groomsman... since he hired my wife.
Bridesmaid
The MVP for college improv nights, bread bowls, fro-yo and most importantly, Woodstock's pint nights! P.S. Thanks for jumping out of a plane with me!
Groomsman
A great coworker and even better friend, our mutual joy for people's misfortunes make us a good match.
Bridesmaid
The only friend who might love sea snails as much as me! College wouldn't have been the same without you. Glad we went through the thick of it together!