Groomsman
A friend dating back to high school, Andrew is the definition of cool, calm, and collected—unless there’s a safety code violation, then all bets are off. A travel enthusiast, outdoorsman, and church-goer, he’s always ready to drop everything for an adventure or a last-minute mission. Oh, and did we mention he can fly? Whether he’s soaring through the skies or navigating life’s twists and turns, Andrew always sticks the landing. If you need someone as reliable as your favorite pair of socks (or your favorite pilot), he’s your guy.
Groomsman
Future brother-in-law and the ultimate random fact guy, Justin (a.k.a. Brother Boultwood) is a spunky guy who can find a YouTube video on literally anything. Don’t let his big build intimidate you—he’s a softy that enjoys cuddling up by a fire with his PC. Whether it’s sharpening a knife or needing an obscure historical fact, he’s got it covered.
Groomsman
Morgan is one of Jordan’s Army buddies, and if there’s a party, you can bet he’s at the center of it. Soon to be married, he’s one of the sharpest soldiers around, seamlessly shifting from boardroom-ready in a tailored suit to covered in grease under the hood of a classic car. He embodies backyard BBQ dad vibes—queue the bald eagles, fireworks, and freedom ringing from the mountain tops.
Groomsman
Tanner is another Army brother and one of the most reliable guys you’ll ever meet—whether it’s deploying at a moment’s notice or finding the next best investment. Need someone to have your six? He’s got it—probably before you even realize you need backup *queue law enforcement instincts*. Need to navigate through the woods? He’s already got you home, by reading the stars. His hair rivals Hollywood’s finest, and his personality somehow outshines it. Just don’t try to talk your way out of a ticket—he’s heard it all, and you’re not that convincing.
Maid of Honor
Abby-partners-in-crime since high school, and the one with the hot brother. As my Maid of Honor, she’s taking her job very seriously—meaning she’s keeping me sane, making sure everything runs smoothly, and probably giving a speech that roasts me just enough. When she’s not wrangling preteens or keeping us all in line, she’s in the kitchen, baking up something amazing for the people she loves. If she ever offers you a homemade treat, just know it was made with tough love and possibly a sarcastic remark.
Bridesmaid
Lauren is the human embodiment of “champagne taste” (and yes, she prefers the expensive kind). A sorority girl through and through, she’s got the charm, the poise, and enough jewelry to open a boutique. She’s not just planning her next fabulous outfit—she’s also planning her future life as rich and fabulous, with dreams of hosting all of us at her future lake house for vacations (and probably serving us drinks on a yacht while wearing diamond-encrusted sunglasses).
Bridesmaid
Taylor isn’t just my sister—she’s my built-in bodyguard. Loud, proud, and ready to throw hands if necessary, she takes her bridesmaid duties very seriously (especially if anyone dares to stress me out). She runs on sushi, sheer determination, and a deep love for her cat—who, let’s be honest, might outrank all of us in her heart. If you hear someone hyping up the dance floor or aggressively defending my honor, it’s definitely Taylor. Consider this your warning: don’t mess with the bride unless you want to deal with her first.