Things To Do
The Art Institute of Chicago
Thee #1 most visited museum in Chicago - a must for any art lover! You know you want to try to recreate the scenes from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
Museum Of Contemporary Art Chicago
From Chicago's very own Wesley Willis to "Hey, is that pile of random used cardboard boxes just stacked on top of each other?" to melted crayons and David Bowie, this museum has just about anything and everything some may consider to be ART.
Field Museum
From dinosaurs to mummies, this is one of our favorite places to visit downtown. A frequent haunt of Harry Dresden, Chicago's most sought after Wizard. Note: Riding Sue is not usually permitted, but we are working on it. Wink.
Medieval Torture Museum
Haven't been here yet personally, maybe for the honeymoon...
Cloud Gate
A.k.a. The Bean. You know you have to get a selfie here. It's like required when visiting Chicago.
Millennium Park
You'll be looking down on it from the 40th floor on Friday night, might as well see it from the ground too!
Buckingham Fountain
Downtown Chicago's favorite water feature. Remember the opening credits to "Married With Children"? Yeah, we went there. It's THAT fountain. Located in the center of Grant Park.
Museum of Illusions Chicago
Haven't been here yet either, but it looks pretty dope. Visiting one of our fine dispensaries prior to visiting is highly recommended. See what we did there...
Lincoln Park Zoo
Founded in 1868, it's the 4th oldest zoo in North America. And it's FREE! And no, of course the thought of animals escaping the zoo in middle of the city isn't absolutely terrifying. Nope. Not at all.
Louie's Pub
Not only is Louie's Pub the "place where friends meet" but it's the place where WE met! Do you like dive bars and karaoke? Then you'll love it here - highly suggested for late night fun and entertainment.
Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab
Welcome in! We both work here. But not during our wedding weekend. You should still check it out though. Delicious seafood, prime steaks and stone crab, with one of the earliest weekday Happy Hours in town! Tell them Large Marge sent ya. Just kidding, you should use us as referrals.
Weird Chicago Tours
Chicago is weird. Like, really weird. Explore the dark side with a spooky and entertaining bus tour around town. We've done the "Devil & The White City Tour". Did you know that some historians believe that H.H. Holmes and Jack the Ripper may have been the same person? So weird...
Chicago's First Lady Cruises
Want to see Chicago in all her glory and learn about its amazing architecture and history, while seated and enjoying a cocktail? We got you. Walking tours? Lame. Take a ride along the beautiful Chicago River with the city's finest fleet of ladies. Towering thrills and legendary stories await. Ahoy!