Maid of Honor
Mike and Taylor have been glued to each others hips since One Direction released their 3rd studio album "Midnight Memories". Even though One Direction broke up these two haven't even come close. These two have stood side by side through so much of their lives and there is no way Taylor wouldn't stand by Mike's side on this day.
Maid of Honor
Molly Matthews came into Mike's life at the most opportune time in an interview for a job they both wanted (and didn't get). Ever since that day they morphed into the comedic duo "Mike and Molly" not to be confused with the Emmy award winning television show. Stream their podcast for proof!!
Bridesmaid
Clarissa and Mike met freshman year of college after Mike invited Clarissa to see their brand new planner (that would only be used twice). Ever since then, Mike and Clarissa have been in constant support of one another. The originally creator of the nickname “Big Mike”, Clarissa is canonically a voice of reason and chaos, always matching Mike's energy vibe for vibe.
Bridesmaid
Lily and Mike met in an international law class and became besties over the "Pro-Choice" shirt Lily was wearing. From that moment on, they were getting lunch together every day and creating a beautiful friendship over their love for Taylor Swift's "Red" Album and their hatred of being Starbucks baristas.
Bridesmaid
Cael is the first person Mike met at UAB but their friendship didn't take off until much later. Mike was actually close friends with their fiance, Hastin first. Once it took off though these two could not be separated! Mike and Cael are certified BFF's and can't go a day without seeing or speaking to one another. If one of them is around then the other one is not far behind.
Bridesman
Mike and Ari met while student organizing on UAB's campus. They started their relationship in a professional sense and then it morphed into a beautiful and meaningful friendship. Ari is a grounding force of knowledge and love in Mike's life. These two are always down to clown together and have been on so many adventures in the time they have known each other.
Bridesmaid
Shreya and Mike met because Shreya needed help on a passion project of theirs and Mike answered the call. The two of them became diligent co-workers and fast friends. Their relationship has been something that has not only nurtured Mike in their professional life but their relationship has nurtured them personally. Shreya is a person that provides such diligent kindness while also providing a sense of adventure and chaos.
Junior Bridesmaid
Mike's youngest sister and one of the few people on this list that they have known their whole life. Hadley is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. She is always thinking of others and looking so gorgeous while doing it. If you ever need a hairstylist hit this girl up.
Junior Bridesmaid
One of Mike's baby sisters and the older twin! Safe to say Sarah and Mike are always playing around when they are together. Ask these two about their childhood infamous game that sent Mike to the hospital (it's okay Mike lost the game).
Mother of the Bride
Father of the Bride
Flower Girl
Baby genius...
Best Man
Father of two, and a man with no master. Nick McElderry has been given the honorable title of “best man”, and I have never met a man more fit for such a role. To some, Nick is a man of great levity organizing grand parties and get-togethers. To others, he’s a master craftsmen in the medium of stainless-steel. To others still he’s a great father and provider. Such is the nature of a man like Nick, who can defy logic and combine the experiences of many life-times into one man. You better watch out on that dance floor! He’s also alright at pool I guess…
Groomsman
Brother to the groom, and a known party animal. You may know him for his famous birthday parties dubbed Loutober fest, where feats of strength are combined with steins of ale. Lewis currently lives in California, where he crafts steel and circuit boards into magnificent robotic arms. However Lewis is too cool for California, and is currently in the process of moving to Seattle to further his work in robotic manipulation. Lewis also happens to be the father of a future Evil Genius Fiona McElderry, who will no doubt excel in Math and Science under the tutelage of her father.
Groomsman
Chad Rohrbach together with Joe started the still very underground band Joystar(you’ve probably never heard of it). As a bassist, he earned the title “Lord of Bass” from his fellow bandmates. Standing at a staggering 6 7’, his titanic stature is matched only by his grace on the electric bass guitar, and his knowledge of saltwater fishes. As a Black Belt in Karate and an Eagle Scout, he’s the type of man you call in the most extreme of scenarios (wildfires, boat sinkings, and post-apocalypses). Did I mention he plays the trombone? Man can work a slide like nothing you’ve ever seen; touching the hearts of all around him with his sultry and inventive melodies.
Groomsman
Not since the days of Plato and Aristotle has such an intellect graced this unworthy planet. Evan Rios embodies Plato's ideal of the Philosopher-King in the modern day, and makes it look effortless. As a guitarist, Evan is a musical chameleon. Painting beautiful sonic vignettes with his rhythm style, and melting our faces off with grandiose and sublime guitar solos. You may ask, what ambitions does such a man hold? He currently spends his time studying the disciplines of Physics and Mathematics, with the goal of sparking a cybernetic revolution. Did I mention he plays trombone?
Groomsperson
Lil Wayne once said “whats a goon to a goblin… nothing.” You are the Goon, Devin Zinn is the goblin. You may know them better as the artist “hoopstick” (check them out on spotify), a musical act that defies sanity and replaces it with pure expression. As a singer Devin can make you cry one moment and destroy your enemies the next. By watching them perform you might as well be signing your heart away to them, such is the power they hold over us. If you want to hear the most insane music you’ve ever heard, ask them for a recommendation. Did I mention they play trombone?
Groomsman
Brother to the Bride, and a friend to all. The angels must have been singing when Hastin Crosby was brought into this world. Similarly we all rejoice in the light of Hastin’s precense. With a wit as sharp as an eagle's claw, Hastin can bring a sense of light-heartedness to even the most dire scenarios. It may not be surprising then that he studies the art of international human rights, and seeks to be an advocate for justice in this world. In his freetime, Hastin is an enjoyer of the most philosophical sci-fi novels you’ve never read (don’t get him started on “The Three-Body Problem”).
Father of the Groom
Mother of the Groom