Wedding Party

Shereyah Barbera

Maid of Honor

Known the bride since birth, decided partner in trouble and the only person the bride has ever covered in baby powder to turn into a ghost. Dislikes this bio, but the next version was worse so here we are *shrug emoji*

Amanda Roldan

Bridesmaid

Known the bride since birth, to be credited with 1/3 of her academic accomplishments, most notably reading. Extremely skilled in embroidery as to demonstrate patience to stab something thousands of times.

Kristen Barbera

Bridesmaid

Known the bride since birth, to be credited with 1/3 of her academic accomplishments, most notably math. Owner of some of the most on fleek eyebrows this side of the hemisphere and a lifelong vendetta against spiders.

Anamaria Solis

Bridesmaid

The Lowes Work-Wife, and all around wholesome individual. Has an incredible sense for potential danger and does not hesitate to act on it. Not a ride or die but such a delight that it doesn't matter. Makes some really nice rice and poppin' empanadas.

Amanda Polcari

Bridesmaid

The Birthday Buddy, and co-Pisces Behavior Engager. A comrade in arms who has a weakness for watching people fall into bushes and makes some excellent mixed drinks. Very skilled in wrangled our bride to be when she is intoxicated.

Deanna Calvacca

Bridesmaid

The Boss Wife. Honestly a bad ass who leads an army into war against dry skin and smelling bad. Capable of rearing all manner of lifeforms, including and not limited to: children, dogs, chickens. Can provide the sickest burn in which she looks you dead in the eye during an argument and removes her hearing aid.

Devin Callahan

Bridesmaid

The Wine and Brownie Wife. Laughs like a damn sugar plum fairy and sometimes has the hair to match. Use to have long talks with the bride on rooftops but they are now too old and instead consume chocolate and wine on the ground in chairs like sane people.

Kit Kearney

Bridesmaid

The Partner In Crime, even though both her and the bride are extremely bad at it. Once stole a lawnmower the bride already owned and were so incredibly stressed they had to get icecream afterwards. One of the worlds few introverted adrenaline junkies, has the Tough Mudder head bands and social anxiety to prove it.

Melissa Higdon

Bridesmaid

The YAI Work Wife, was extremely concerned with what was being proposed to her when asked to be a bridesmaid. Producer of some of the world's best "Spill the Tea" sessions, and a purse that could easily fell a grown man/oak tree. The kind of amazing human that volunteers to be the one to pour wine on people who wear white to the wedding.

Toni Zix

Bridesmaid

The Gin&Tonic Wife, as well as the Groom's Best Big Sister. Producer of such Iconic™ content such as "Put it Back in Crib" and "Schmalec". Her lair is laden with a beauitful jungle of plants and three very specific cats which once placed into a circle, would either summon Jenna Marbles or Bob Ross depending on the energy of the room.

Matthew Lynch

Bridesman

The Plant Bro, with whom battled alongside the bride in the plant trenches for several long hundred days of hell. Is extremely supportive of the bride even when she slips on ice and covers him in hot coffee during the wee hours of the morn. Overall an extremely sassy good egg who loves a good Disney singalong.

Paolo Tuason

Best Man

Robert Effinger

Best Man

John Logan

Groomsman

Frank Basile

Groomsman

Victor Roldan

Groomsman

One of the best siblings to work with. Was once chased by the bride when she was small, the incident involving a long pole and developing into a lifelong exchange of anime and raccoon related barbs.

Justen Roldan

Groomsman

The oldest of the nephew tribe. The bride referred to him as "chicken" so much he began to believe it was his name, which was swiftly ended upon threat to the bride's life. Creator of such iconic content as the bride's nickname Yei™ and "Yei Don't Like Racoons".

Timothy Zix

Groomsman

This man has a beard so mighty it is shocking he hasn't entered it into competitions. The kind of person who provides you with some of the most amazing drunken philosophical discussions one can have in the wee hours of the morn. Loves to talk about chairs and IPA's

Christopher Gentile

Groomsman

Matthew Barbera-Tineo

Usher

Would probably combust if the phrase "Trash" was removed from his vocabulary. The second oldest of the nephew gang, used to do a lovely bit where he carried a small seal plush in a sock to keep warm. Is currently obsessed with basketball, but past pursuits included the presidency and goats.

Josiah Barbera-Tentas

Usher

Probably the third most excited person about this wedding reception, loves to dress up and enjoys teasing how much the bride and groom love each other. Will probably pop on the dance floor for a hot minute before returning to watching Simple History videos on the youtube.

Dominic Barbera-Tineo

Usher

When he was small, the groom recounted him to never cry, only release a sound which can only be described as eerily similar to a tea kettle whistle. Enjoy koala-ing to adults when danger is a foot, whether its a loud noise or a particularly excited dog.

Joseph Zix

Ring Bearer

A child who is extremely dedicated to his fish, bubbles, and his desire to take flight via tippy toes + extremely adorable flappy wings. Has been tasked with this extremely shenanigans chore of transporting the rings but has unknowingly accepted the role with both class and humility.

Carolyn Barbera

Mother of the Bride

A woman who when her children recount what she says, is given a much more exaggerated brooklyn accent than one human could ever produce. Used one of her MOB veto's on the potential Princess Bride vows but we still love her.

Barbara Santacroce

Mother of the Groom

Enrico Salvato

Father of the Groom

Jeremy and Janine Barbera

Honor Attendant

The Power Couple involving the only Barbera Boy™ who have so far brought into this world the only niece in the beautiful form of Juliana.

Reverend Vincent Sica

Officiant