Bride
Well if ya don't know who I am by now or who I'm marrying, why ya looking at this website? And yes, I've lost weight.
Groom
Likes to party. Mostly at home. Mostly alone and while reading a book. And yes, I've lost weight since you last saw me.
Maid of Honor
Crazy cat lady that works 60 hour weeks, knows how to have a good time, met Jenna by helping her blow things up in the chemistry lab.
Best Man
Will tell you his max bench press and most White Claws drank in one day.
Bridesmaid
Feisty lad that likes to lift heavy things and wear sparkly cloth. Would win a thumb wrestling contest. Met Jenna by sharing a jail cell (really an office at work though).
Groomsman
Will debate you the merits of Karl Marx and Noam Chomsky over a barrel age imperial double IPA stout. Will also ask you to follow his bands on the socials.
Bridesmaid
Was forced to be Jenna's friend growing up as they shared a family. May be short but would beat you in a dad joke contest any day. When she gets her dancing shoes on its hard to take them off.
Groomsman
His personality consists of tattoos and music. Will tell you about a shaman trip he had, or was it extreme food poisoning from the week old hot dog at the gas station?
Bridesmaid
Its her 5th time being a bridesmaid, she's pretty popular, single and ready to mingle, sarcasm is her favorite emotion!
Groomsman
He's too good for social media so I had to use photo of John Delaney. Also, Meghan, Connor is single and ready to mingle!
Bridesmaid
Pretends Busch Lattes are really just the adult version of apple juice, was also forced to be jenna's friend as a kid due to sharing family, may be the oldest of us cousins but still the shortest.
Groomsman
In the running for the most luscious locks at the wedding and has a better hair routine than most of the bridesmaids
Honor Attendant
Has two kids , two dogs, two cats and needs a f***king drink
Usher
Wishes he still had the muscles, but the dad bod got the best of him
Usher
Man of many words
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer
Once projectile vomited on Jenna