Officiant
He's the guy with the flair AND the answers! From being a brother to being a BOSS brother, there ain't no hat (or belt!) this man CAN'T wear!
Matron of Honor
My sister is the HBIC because she ain't here for no MUSSIN and no FUSSIN and she'll be able to keep erryyyybody in line! But also I know nothing so if you have any questions she's the one to ask!
Maid of Honor
My sister from another mister, my forever friend Madelyn will also be by my side which is CRAZY because we have been side by side for much CRAZIER adventures..... she's another beauty that keeps my life together!
Bridesmaid
SHE'S TOO TALL SHE CAN'T BE MY SISTER!! But she issss BY LAW and by LOVE. I need the woman who saved my brother's heart and saved my life when I was at my lowest to help me with my nupz. Natalie is the perfect nupz-maid and I wish that was an option under role.
Bridesman
YOU ARE THE BRIDESMAN NOW, DOG! He's my work husband and if he wasn't in my bridal party I'd never have any ability to lord over him and make him do my bridal celestial bidding.
Bridesman
HE'S THE BIG PAPA OF EM ALLLLL!!! Couldn't imagine making a huge decision like gettin nupped without my big boy Eddie. He's the one that will keep us laughing even when I'll be crying for the 200th time during my wedding day. MAY WE ALL BE #BLESSED TO HAVE AN EDDIE IN OUR LIVES
Bridesmaid
IF I DIDN'T HAVE SAM IN MY LIFE I WOULD BE DEAD. That's a fact, Jack. Sam has taken care of me during many stages of .....self discovery..... and I need her desperately by my side AT ALL TIMES. If I could I would sew her to my body but I think that would make the whole "living our separate lives" thing a lot more difficult.
Junior Bridesmaid
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANY OLDER. If a niece becomes older that means the Aunt gets older and so I'm using my bridal powers to secure you into your current age like mosquitoes in the amber from Jurassic Park. But just think, that means you'll be able to populate a whole theme park with dinosaurs someday and I will stay young forever.