Wedding Party
Isabelle Witteveen
Bride
Green Flag: Elite levels of brains and beauty Beige Flag: Enamored with squishmallows Red Flag: Soft spot for quails
Rahul Patel
Groom
Green Flag: Makes everyone feel loved Beige Flag: Better at sports trivia than medical trivia Red Flag: Can't shop for more than thirty minutes
Calvin Witteveen
Groomsmen and Officiant
Green Flag: Most well traveled person we know Beige Flag: Knows how to make every Corner bars signature drink Red Flag: Consults medical students for his health care
Anya Patel
Bridesmaid
Green Flag: Main breadwinner for the Patel family Beige Flag: Her birthday (Aug 19) is apparently a common wedding date Red Flag: Didn't study neuroscience
Michal Turkiewicz
Groomsman
Green Flag: His roommates have an incredible track record for getting engaged (to someone else) within 2 years of living with him Beige Flag: Watched the entirety of New Girl during our Anatomy block Red Flag: Kihei Clark hater
Anna Carey
Bridesmaid
Green Flag: Extrovert willing to adopt introverts Beige Flag: Fear of cardboard boxes Red Flag: Unhappy pancreas
Lucas Frye
Groomsman
Green Flag: Perplexingly good thermoregulation skills (wears all black even in the summer) Beige Flag: Primary advocate for Phil the Groundhog Red Flag: Suspiciously intricate coffee making procedure that would make Walter White proud
Kelly Isbell
Bridesmaid
Green Flag: Likely to be the first one on the dance floor Beige Flag: Her inner monologue is an endless stream of alt/RnB/indie music Red Flag: Loves her dog Bo more than us
Jacob Bear
Groomsman
Green Flag: Incredibly loyal (ex: stuck with the Washington Commanders through the Dan Snyder era) Beige Flag: Head Coach of Forest Green Co-ed U18's Spring 2015 soccer team and Sunburn tournament champions Red Flag: Lost his rock-paper-scissors game against Chance the Rapper
Annabelle Casey
Bridesmaid
Green Flag: Gives black lab levels of unconditional love and support Beige Flag: Big sister energy Red Flag: Not afraid of bodily fluids (works in medical labs)
Malcolm Ritchie
Groomsman
Green Flag: Looks out for and includes everybody Beige Flag: Organized the consumption of a wings over aircraft carrier Red Flag: Trigon #RushAXE