Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
Sisters are built in best friends!
Best Man
From reluctantly sharing a bus seat in middle school to reluctant to do anything fun without each other.
Maid of Honor
Two girls destined to tear up the neighborhood
Groomsman
Brother in law, Brother in yeehaw
Bridesmaid
Whats a gal gotta do to get some botox in here?
Groomsman
Who else's best friend can speak 38 languages?
Bridesmaid
Sister in law, sister in yeehaw
Groomsman
Sickest Snowboarding in all the lands
Bridesmaid
SOMEBODY had to teach the bride to twerk?!?!
Groomsman
The only liberal to come out of Pittsburg, Kansas
Bridesmaid
We will be showing you the boone bravettes dance from 2012 to Dynamite.
Groomswoman
There is no relation to Icarly superstar Samantha Puckett, don't ask. (It's a sore subject)
Officiant
If you're wondering if anyone is accepted into the priesthood these days, the answer is yes. It was $30 online and comes with a card, a collar, and a cool parking pass.