We're getting married

It was the classic love story; boy looks up, sees beautiful princess, and she isn't even looking his way. The boy works up the courage to talk to her, but she isn't interested, even armed with the knowledge that he is in fact a rocket scientist. "I'll come back another time and be all smooth like," he thought to himself. With a little help from liquid courage, he goes back to chat her up in quite possibly the most awkward way possible. "Oh I totally blew my chance, no way she is interested in me," he says to his friends, and continues on with his night. However, what he didn't know was that the very next morning, the beautiful princess was actually talking to her friends about him, and with a little bit of her own liquid luck and some social media stalking, she finds him. It was quite a surprise to the boy, but definitely a welcome one. They chatted a bit and decided to meet up for some adult beverages at a local watering hole, but her cellular device was on the verge of dying! The boy couldn't possibly let the beautiful princess go without a potential creep avoidance system, so he brought a charging device and any possible connectors he could find. The beautiful princess was swept off her feet by the care and thoughtfulness that the boy put into their first meet up, but she was the most relieved that he wasn't a creep after all! Since that day, the beautiful girl knew she had found her prince charming and she would never let him get away.