Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Has perfected the art of getting free cookies
Best Man
The limber Mick Jagger
Bridesmaid
If you like cherry tomatoes, just don’t.
Groomsman
Calls his strikes before his pitch
Bridesmaid
Mac & cheese queen
Groomsman
Once fought a vacuum
Bridesmaid
Un-BEAR-ably funny
Groomsman
Can outdrink a priest
Bridesmaid
Best leaf blower this side of the Mississippi
Groomsman
Boiled Chicken
Bridesmaid
Can take your breath away, and give it back
Groomsman
His favorite fish is Salmon
Bridesmaid
Professional Pterodactyl slapper
Groomsman
The real Iron Man
Bridesmaid
Real life Captain Underpants
Jr Best Man
Don’t tell him to break a leg, he’ll do it
Jr Bridesmaid
The sweetest little soul
Ring Bearer
Mini Mick Jagger
Flower Girl
Future broadway star
Ring Bearer
Bubba Chunks
Flower Girl
The second half of Sessa power
Beer man
Beer me, Blazer
Officiant
This man is always going places. Especially to backyard BBQs in his khakis.
Mother of the Bride
She got them apple bottom jeans & boots with the furrrrrr
Mother of the Groom
Rest in heaven. We know you will be with us on our special day 🕊❤️
Father of the Bride
Phones home in extreme cold
Father of the Groom
Claims to always shoot under par
Flower dog
Woof Woof Bark Bark