Bride
It's me, hi! Also... If you're wondering we are in fact planning to play 10v10 full-tackle on the lawn before the wedding.
Groom
The smoke show of the group
Maid of Honor
Known me as long as I have been alive! She has always encouraged my love of makeup (because I would do hers) and my small obsession with ABBA. The worst thing that happened in our relationship was when I told her the ending to Harry Potter before she read the series.
Best Man
Known among my friends as a basketball and Jedi master - my Dad used to drop 50 on us in the cul de sac. He's not the trash-talking type, but the "old man" has been quietly delivering smack-downs in competitions since I can remember. Challenge him to a game of H.O.R.SE. if you see him on the big day.
Bridesmaid
The Tate sister that actually has the same hair color (normally) and eye color as me. I am pretty sure she dyed her hair purple for the wedding but this has yet to be confirmed
Groomsman
Always picked Mcpeek first over me in pick-up football, there's really no hard feelings though. It's not like I remember that.
Bridesmaid
Soon to be sister-in-law//current sister of Grant Taylor and a TikTok super model
Groomsman
Loyal to his friends and to himself, in 2010 you were most likely to see him walking the streets barefoot in a wifebeater tank.
Bridesmaid
My future sister-in-law//current sister of Grant Taylor and can whoop up on Grant in Mario Cart #respect
Groomsman
Half the high school football team still believes we're blood. We may not be related, but we do co-own the most successful burger chain in the western hemisphere.
Bridesmaid
My roommate in London and yet she still wanted to be my friend after that... The official inside lady to the engagement surprise and has been patient enough to teach me 3 new board games and disc golf
Groomsman
RJ stories are legendary. I'm lucky enough to have witnessed and been part of many and can confidently say no one has ever made me cry more than RJ - the laughs are just that good. A true ball player at heart and most likely to get you out of a pinch in life, he's the first to arrive when you need a hand.
Bridesmaid
I requested for LB to be my roommate in London and she actively did not request for me to be hers back. It's okay though, we ended up spending an entire summer in Seattle the following summer so things work out how they're supposed to.
Groomsman
The first-round draft pick. You ever heard the saying that if you get chased by a bear you only have to be faster than the slowest person? If it's just you and Mcpeek and you're running from a bear, you're dead.
Bridesmaid
I have cried on her shoulder more times than I can count, her wedding was the first wedding I had ever been to, she is in fact a twin
Groomsman
I've never seen Colson lose a fight, so he's a good friend to keep close. Ask him about the time he took on a Dresser.. brutal KO. The thing never had a chance.
Bridesmaid
The other twin, the other INTJ in this group, will unconditionally call you buddy until the day you die
Groomsman
DO NOT ask him to see his ID. He is not McLovin. He is my future brother-in-law.
Bridesman
Eric Alley wrote BRAVE on the back of a receipt when I told him I was too afraid to fly to Boston to see what Grant was all about. He also remembers most (if not all) of my horror stories from middle school if you're interested in learning more about 11-year-old Tayler, he's your guy.
Groomsman
Bones. Equipped with a nasty jab and the wingspan of a pterodactyl, you don't want to meet him in a dark alley. He's really the nicest guy you'll meet, but the nickname is enough to make you proceed with caution.
Flower Child
Baxter Floofie Tate-Taylor will not be in attendance sadly but he sends lots of licks and deadly tail wags nonetheless and is equally sad that he doesn't get to meet you too