Nearly seven years ago A mutual friend Brought two people together To love til the end. One was coherent The other…very drunk But even if sober She’d view him a hunk. Later he’d admit He found her a cutie He watched in amazement As she shook her booty. They chose to be friends As months would pass by Always hanging out Never leaving the other’s side Eventually one night After axe throwing They secretly went out With no one else knowing They ate some cheesecake, Dropped some on the ground, Walked home together, Life turned upside down. Early on they decided That nothing’s quite better Than taking life on While being together. They’ve supported each other Through all sorts of times And now they’re excited For the knot to be tied!