....lived an old, lonely geezer in a dark basement with too many computers and gadgets. Way, way, way out West (aka BFE). The ol' geezer stalked down the young gazelle at their place of work and made his target. She didn't know he existed for another 2 years. Finally, thanks to technology and millennial's needs to find true love with minimal effort, a wonderful app called Tinder brought the two together. He took her on a date, fed her pasta and wine, and she fell in love. Since then, they've been on many adventures together and shared many memories.. and more wine. The two lovebirds now share a wonderful habitat together. Way, way, way out South (still BFE). There are still too many computers and gadgets in the basement. They look forward to celebrating this next chapter in this story and will consider publishing a book about their riveting lives.