‘Twas the night before drinking, and all through the house, my phone wasn’t working, and I still had no spouse. Off to Verizon, with a pep in my step, my phone was a goner, And I needed a rep! In walked a lad, With a sleeve of tattoos, Little did I know, we’d be saying our “I Do’s”! He helped fix my phone, And with it my heart, Here comes the bride, And a happy new start!