Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride. Inherited Mom's temper, Dad's impatience, and Emily’s good taste. Can bake a mean banana loaf. Looks fantastic in leather pants. Stuffs all belongings in the attic to maintain her aesthetic. Ask her questions. She does all the things.
Best Man
Brother of the Groom. International Man of Mystery. Has smuggled suitcases of mezcal across the border. Keeps a personal rock collection on Randall's Island. Worked from home before it was cool.
Officiant
Emily’s Best Friend. Knows more about Emily than she does. Will probably have an upset tummy the day of the wedding. Will eat cheese anyway. Can slam you in Mario Party. Eye makeup skills unparalleled. Can play the cello (well). Brings sunscreen and immodium to the club.
Bridesmaid
Edgy. Cool. Rock and roll. Will be petting the cat at your house party. Dancer and photographer extraordinaire.
Bridesmaid
Will not be afraid to tell you to get out of Emily’s way on the big day. Musical Theater Actor. Full time doggo mommy. Avid disney merch collector. Probably has more home decor stored in her basement than you.
Bridesmaid
The wine aunt you wish you had in your teens, but like… as a young hot gal. Can belt her face off at karaoke. Will be showing up to the function with a dunkin iced tea and croissant at least 10 mins late no exceptions. The Ruth Bader Ginsburg of local babka tasting competitions.
Bridesmaid
Sweet as pie. Spent a semester abroad in London and now calls the bar “the pub”. Can be found crocheting on the subway, walking too far in NYC in inappropriate footwear, or browsing your bodega’s diet coke selection. Can rock a tote bag and crop top like NOBODYS BUSINESS.
Bridesmaid
Feeds her dog home cooked meals every single night even if she orders takeout. Came to NY one week before 9/11 and still decided to stay here. Makes a bomb charcuterie board. Better hair than you.
Groomsman
Groomsmen. Emmett's best friend. Not that good at video games. Secretly likes astrology. Honorary grandchild of Mary Kay Gallagher. Can fly a drone. Will probably talk to you about reddit conspiracies at the wedding.
Bridesmaid
Life of the party. True meatball energy. Can drink you under the table. Will look better than you doing it. U can catch deanna walking her pitbulls, having a marg on the beach, or flagging down the bartender at lilys.
Bridesmaid
Could win jeopardy if all the categories were musical theater and CUNY facts. Instills fear onto the hearts of men who dare talk down to her. Avid theme party-goer, mac and cheese food critic, and best aunt to baby Pumpkin and Leia. Will sit with you while you get your nails done. A+ margarita maker. Could make a tied-chain of her clothes that spans from here to china.
Groomsman
Meet Jonathan, the man with many talents. He can sing, play the piano better than you, teach high schoolers and leads a choir that opens for famous bands. He will also do his hair for 3 hours and then kick your ass in rocket league.
Groomsman
Level 60 Orc Warrior in WoW