Maid of Honor
Irene is the most bad-ass woman you’ll ever meet. A hero to both nurses and Olive Garden. Providing the perfect best friend since middle school while only speaking about once a year. What more can you say about the most independent and self-sufficient person? Thanks for leaving your house once a year to come see little ol me and end up with our heads in the Bellagio fountain! Love you and your overweight cats!
Best Man
Dylan is the day one, ride-or-die, best friend a guy could ask for. He’s the world’s best hype man, SpongeBob quote encyclopedia, and conversation starter. Since 2nd grade he could school anyone’s grandfather with his extensive knowledge and love for 60s/70s rock n’ roll, as long as he’s not cursing himself for being a die-hard Jets fan.