Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Been besties since the high school days where we convinced people we were twins and reconnected during the pandemic. Somehow, she's still here. Thought I would have scared her off by now, but apparently not.
Best Man
Met in art class and shared many an embarrassing hobby. He's been there through all the thick and thin, and I mean that literally in our case. It's been over a decade. Part of the three amigops, a leggy, and holder of the lad.
Matron of Honor
Met during the Auntie Anne's days and been together ever since. Also is still here for some reason. I must be doing something right.
Head Boy
HE'S head boy. For over 10 years he's been a constant companion, even if he's also a smarmy bastard most of the time. (It's Glenn's word, he can say it.) He's essentially solely responsible for me having any taste in music at all. One of the three amigops, a leggy, and lad holder.
Bridesmaid
Met through the Best Man and became a great friend in her own right. Best chef in the group and always down for a good thrift shop run.
Groomsman
Met through the Officiant and one of the most chill, caring, and fun individuals you could meet. This baker has cake for days. Is tall.
Bridesmaid
Met through the Head Boy, Amil. One of the sweetest beans I have ever met and a bubble of joy to be around.
Groomsman
Another infamous art class character. He's a lover, a fighter and a connoisseur of rodential jewelry. He's got a pocket full of bones and a heart made of gold, though probably also a few other things as well.
Flower Girl
Sweet, caring, and the closest thing the group has to a daughter. Thinnest bones this side of the east coast.
Ring "Bear"er
Met through our Chicago friends and is an amazingly friendly and wonderful individual. He is also the tallest person the bride has ever met (besides that one guy at the gas station).
Officiant
Met online playing video games and very quickly became a real life friend and treasured individual to both bride and groom. Scrabble champion. Is also tall.