Maid of Honor
Friends Since: 1992 Age: 30 Fun Fact: She can tie a cherry stem with her tongue. If you want to strike up a conversation with her: ask her about her dog Oliver Sprinkles, or clothes. She *really* loves clothes. If you want to buy her a drink: Spicy Margarita (Bonus Points for Mezcal).
Bridesmaid
Friends Since: 2008 Age: 32 Fun Fact: She prefers her Titos watered down (for hydration purposes, so she says). If you want to strike up a conversation with her: ask her about her puppy Jax, her plant collections or the benefits of walking. She *really* loves walking. If you want to buy her a drink: Titos and Water. No citrus.
Bridesmaid
Friends Since: 2006 Age: 30 Fun Fact: She can say the alphabet backwards. If you want to strike up a conversation with her: ask her to recite any (or every) line from My Cousin Vinny, or about the time she worked at Twin Oaks. If you want to buy her a drink: Dirty Martini. Extra Dirty.
Bridesmaid
Friends Since: 2018 Age: 35 Fun Fact: She is the QUEEN of the Irish goodbye (even though she's not even 1% Irish). If you want to strike up a conversation with her: It doesn't take much. Even if you're boring she'll fake interested until she can find an escape. If you're *really* trying, you can ask her why she loves North Providence so much? If you want to buy her a drink: she'll probably say no thank you, but give her an aperol spritz or rosé anyways.
Best Man
Friends Since: 1992 Age: 34 Fun Fact: Ian has a minor in the Italian language. (Be sure to test this fact at the wedding after a few hours of open bar. Report back.) If you want to strike up a conversation with him: ask him about anything related to soccer or fitness. If you want to buy him a drink: You don't need any pointers. He'll drink anything.
Groomsman
Friends Since: 1998 Age: 33 Fun Fact: Alec proposed to his wife while skydiving. If you want to strike up a conversation with him: ask him about his dog treat business. If you want to buy him a drink: sticking with the theme of Ryan's wedding party being down to drink just about anything... He'll take what you give him. Although if you happen to catch him in a classy mood - he'd prefer it to be a Bourbon New York Sour.
Best Man / Officiant
Friends Since: 1994 Age: 34 Fun Fact: In addition to being one of the Best Men, Pat is also officiating the wedding. If you want to strike up a conversation with him: ask him about bag pipes, or what happens at the 2PM hour. If you want to buy him a drink: He'll drink anything you give him. He would ask for Coors Light, but we won't be serving that (Sorry, Pat).