WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

On a warm spring evening in 2019 a country music festival raged outside of Palm Springs, CA. In the middle of this sea of redneck humanity Dan and his group of friends were obnoxiously playing catch with a football when one of the guys, John ‘Mother Goose’ Miranda spotted a babe in short shorts calling for a pass. He immediately obliged and included her in the game. While Dan attempted to impress her with his tight spirals his friend Nick ‘Irish Goodbye’ Peel walked right up to her to talk Dan up and let her know that he was more than just tight jeans and a farmer’s tan. Dan finally wised up and realized that speaking to the babe would be more effective than throwing a ball at her. He quickly learned that her name was Cristina, she too had grown up in Seattle, was also currently living in San Diego, and was at the festival with her sister Lindsey who had left on a beer run and hadn’t returned for over an hour. With no cell service and the sun quickly falling the guys decided to make it their mission to help Cristina reunite with Lindsey and the first place they would look was at the Honkey Tonk Dance Hall. When the group arrived the party was raging but there was no sign of Lindsey. Dan asked Cristina if she’d like to dance, which had secretly been his plan all along, and they danced the night away. Eventually Lindsey was found, the group partied together into the early morning and the rest is history.

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