Maid of Honor
" I skipped hunting season for THIS?"
Matron of Honor
Probably on Etsy ordering MORE stuff for the wedding.
Bridesmaid
" Rolling a joint. BRB "
Bridesmaid
Most likely to cry at the wedding. Someone bring extra tissues. We call her Sobby Bobby for a reason.
Bridesmaid
"Anyone seen Kristen ?"
Best Man
Expert on Birds-Nesting a Bait caster. Must stay 10' away from nearest body of water at all times.
Groomsman
" What's up Buddy?"
Groomsman
Burnout king. Will be found at the Natural lite keg shortly after we say "I Do"
Groomsman
If its anything like last time - Lets hope Dakota even makes it to the wedding. Real life Hangover.
Groomsman