Bride
The bride is always right
Groom
“Marriage is 50/50, Wedding Planning was 5/95”
Maid of Honor
"As Maid of Honor, I'm tasked with keeping the bride calm, the groomsmen in line, and the champagne flowing. Challenge accepted!"
Matron of Honor
"Will there be a buffet?"
Bridesmaid
"Is it cocktail time yet?"
Bridesmaid
"I have one job, and that is to keep the dance floor alive all night!"
Junior Bridesmaid
Best Man
"Is there an open bar?"
Groomsman
"You guys wanna watch me eat"
Groomsman
“You find everything ok? Any help clipping your coupons?”
Groomsman
“Best way to save money for a wedding… Dually rush CAT”
Flower Girl
"I am only here for my uncle"